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Dinah-Moe Humm (Zappa Frank)

Dinah-moe I couldn't say where she's coming from But I just met a lady named dinah-moe She stroll on over, say look here, bum I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe [Chorus] Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe coming from Done spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the dinah-moe, Dinah-moe, Dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it And I gotta get out of it Before I get into it Cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it To get myself into it Just get me wasted And you're half-way there Cause if my mind's tore up Then my body don't care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holding the bet And wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got naked and laid on the floor She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air And asked if she had any cooties on there She was buns-up kneeling Buns up! I was wheeling an dealing Wheeling and dealing an She surrendered to the feeling She sweetly surrendered An' she started in to squealing Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red Some drool rolling down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered and quaked And clutched at herself While her sister made a joke About her mental health Till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura... Dora... M-m-m... It's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, fauna? Why want to? Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more... Mmm, sure...listen Do you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize 'em... Gimme your lighter... I couldn't say where she's coming' from But I just met a lady named dinah-moe She stroll on over, say look here, bum I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some [Chorus]