Half a Dozen Provocative Squats (Zappa Frank)

The clock upon the wall Has struck the midnight hour! She finishes her call; Her girlfriend's in the shower Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! Half a dozen provocative squats! Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots; Brushes her teeth; Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat (It's getting her, getting her Hot--Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh) She's just twenty-four And she can't get off, A sad but typical case, yeah Last dude to do her Got in and got soft; She blew it, And laughed in his face, yeah! Face, yeah! Yeah