Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? (Zappa Frank)

Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor, To stick no needle in me. Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from my toilet seat. I got it from my toilet seat. It jumped right up, And grabbed my meat. I got it from my toilet seat. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah. My balls feel like a pair of maracas. My balls feel like a pair of maracas. Oh god. I probably got, The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas. My balls feel like a pair of maracas. Ay, Ay, Ay. Why does it, Why does it, Why does it, Why does it, Hurt! When! I! Peeeeeeeee!