BANG! (Avenue D)

Hey today we're gonna learn something neat-o it's how to make a BANG-alore torpedo first we'll need some sections of pipe fill them with sticks of dynomite crimp the fuse into the detonater make sure the fuse is long so it won't blow up till later light the blasting cap into the TNT light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go (chorus:) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG Girl you know we ought-a take it from Lysistrata boycott his cock till we get what we want won't drop my pants if they keep droppin bombs not even if he's got a twelve inch dong tell him, "don't show up to war, just play hookie, if you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie, and if you're gay, that's okay "the army doesn't want you anyway" ready his weapon, then pull away make them pay for every day they throw our money away on mutant children, babies cry war's really funny, until you die tell your mom not to give into dad this isn't electro, it isn't a fad baby, I'll give you a piece when there's peace in the middle east then we'll BANG (20x) Nobody voted when it was vital but you made sure to vote for american idol will somebody please explain to me how if we kill someone we're really setting them free? Dic-tators sick haters tough guys come on settle this one on one "my dick's bigger, that you'll see, by the size of my artillery" I spy, with my little eye money, greed, power, lies you ask yourself, "where does it end?" AVENUE D FOR PRESIDENT!!!! the special forces that we'd endorse is the under cover agent lover whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin' vote avenue D we'll make sure there won't be no more BANG (x20) G.I.JOE you're a G.I.HO, baby Gee, I know you're just a G.I.HO you're a G.I.HO, a G.I.HO G.I.G.I.G.I.HO "and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air" went BANG (x20) Shell shock show me your cock you got small pox make my body rock give me anthrax put it in my ass