Mascot War

King Lich

One day there was a mascot war, the body count was large 
Metal vs. cereal, and Eddie led the charge 
Toucan Sam was kneecapped and his beak was smashed apart
When Murray clubbed him in the face and then ripped out his heart 

Tony didn't feel so great when Wrex opened his head 
With some friendly violent fun that stupid tiger jerk was dead 
Not manned up and with a punch proceded to lay waste 
Planted a fistful of metal right in Wendell's smarmy face 

Silly Rabbit didn't look, was in for quite a shock 
When Vic Rattlehead came from behind and brained him with a rock 
Snaggletooth impaled Booberry on his piggy tusks 
And then roasted him, his breath turning the undead fiend to dust 

It's a mascot war 

Grim Reaper jumped his motorcycle through a church window 
There he found the Corn Flake Rooster, killed him with a solid blow 
Jack-O-Lantern took one of the seven keys, said "die," 
And then Lucky, that poor bastard got it crammed into his eye 

Honey Bee and Chaley battled high above the ground 
With a hammer of his head the winged skull, he won the round 
Flotzilla towered over all the battle, with a chop 
It was doomsday for deceivers known as Snap, Crackle and Pop

Count Chocula, a wooden stake inside his heart, was slain 
It was placed there with no mercy by bloodthirsty Baphomet 
Cap'n Crunch was stomped upon and then his head was pissed 
Because Sargent D was coming and he was on his list 

There's too much at stake tonight 
Metal mascots take the throne 
Diggum's skull is gleaming white 
and Frankenberry dies alone 
Frankenberry dies alone 
Frankenberry dies alone 
Mascot war 

Breakfast time your time is up 
Show the Honeycomb thing no fear 
Hold fast and stand your ground 
Our time is now, our moment's here 

Go!