Cider I Up Landlord

Chaos UK

I likes to go down the pub every other day 
On my marry way for a bottle of "K" 
Propping up the bar, sipping down me pint 
Won't be very long before we're pissed right up tonight 
Pissed right up: 
Cider, cider apple tree 
Cider, cider I can't see 
Now I'm going out of me mind 
Now I'm going fucking blind 
God knows what's happening to me 
Feels like I've been kicked in 
Cider, cider apple tree 
Cider, cider one for me 
Cider I up landlord 
Cider I up landlord 
Put more cider in my jug 
Cider I up landlord 
Cider I up landlord 
Put more cider in my jug 
I just can't get enough 
When I'm guzzling my gallon down! 
I know a place in England where the cider apple grows 
The farmer that lives down there has got a big red nose 
He's always drinking cider, as he sits beneath the tree 
Come on drink your cider up, it's the one for you and me 
The one for you! 
On Tuesday morning you find me signing on the dole 
With all the dirty stop-outs from Easton up to Knowl 
I got the blues: 
The cider blues: 
On Thursday morning you find him standing by the door 
By 3 o'clock he's down the pub, can't even see the floor 
Drink cider, drink cider 
All of the day 
Drink cider, drink cider 
It's the only way 
Drink cider, drink cider 
Spend all your pay 
And get bleeding binned out of it!