Grinding off the neighbor's cat Baggy shorts and stupid hat halfpipe hero I am not Where's the brakes, I cannot stop Scootering, scootering, scootering and free Me and my skuda wrapped 'round a tree The local park is really fun Skating with my skating chums Elevator off the wall Fuck me, not another fall Now I'm lying in this bed Broken arm and busted leg I wished I'd never had gone riding I should have taken up hang gliding