Chris Rock Was My RA

Jimmy Fallon

Well my freshman year had an awesome RA. i had the best RA in the world. i wish 
u was with me all my 4 years. his name is Arnold baldwin. we had this RA.Arnold 
Baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.he talked exactly like chris rock. 
we loved him because he didnt give a crap about us. he didnt care. hes like, 
"im your RA!Resident Assistant! Resident Assistant! im not the resident 
council! im not the resident mother! i dont need to know everything! your 
friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know! everybody throws up 
hes lucky he made it to the bathroom! just give him a tick tack and a pillow 
and leave em alone! leave em alone! i dont need to know! your sweet mate is 
smokin crack, i dont need to know! just tell him to ex hale through a empty 
toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets! make it smell like the mountain 
springs freshes of crack! i dont need to know! i dont need to know if u gotta 
40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin 
on i dont need to know cause i dont care! yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont 
care! yo roomate is a pain on the ass, i dont care! u made a booty call fo in 
the mornin and she got a friend, i care! remember me!