Well you know, Id love to be a shick on speed Running every morning Over blonde German faces And shave, just shave If I was a shick on pills Id go in a discotheque Run over dancefloor maces And shave, shave again Nice to be a shick on stick Laying every morning On the patchwork blanket on my bed And shave and shave and shave Now I am a shick on spleen Cutting every morning All my legs, all my head Born to shave, only shave