Chris The Birthday Boy

Solex

Well he had insisted 
On paying for the meal but 
His jaw dropped when he saw 
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill 
And suddenly he is 
He is just about at vague as you can get 
Without being actually invisible 
I have to keep this body going 
He must 
Have thought 

Well he had insisted 
On paying for the meal but 
His jaw dropped when he saw 
The bill, the bill 
But if 
Someone 
Jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack 
On the head 
With his enormous wooden 
Brown wooden spoon 
Where do you think 
Where do you think 
He's going with her 
Handbag? handbag 

Well he had insisted 
On paying for the meal but 
His jaw dropped when he saw 
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill 

And suddenly he is 
He is just about at vague as you can get 
Without being actually invisible 
I have to keep this body going 
He must 
Have thought