When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life. Bills to pay, a dead-end job, And problems with the wife. But don't throw in the tow'l, ''cause there's a place right down the block... Where you can drink your misery away... At Flaming Moe's.... When liquor in a mug Can warm you like a hug. And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away... Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away