Jonny Makeup

Gravy Train

Toot toot! And a beep beep!
You're a coal miner's daughter who turned to the street 
And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat 
In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour I don't know what that means but I'm sure it ain't a bore 
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed Ambush Makeover really gave you  Hollywood cred 
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two) 
HEY JONNY JONNY IT'S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP 
(one two) 
Hey Jonny you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!! 
Toot toot! And a beep beep! 
A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep 
It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep! 
It's like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts But if they only knew you couldn't rape a donut
Kiehl's gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag 
But it's that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah 
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two) 
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU'RE A DREAM AND I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP (one two)
I'm really really goin' through it 
so when are we gonna do it 
I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude
 in hopes that you'd someday screw it 
I'm reading out like I'm Levar Burton but that's only 'cause I'm really hurtin'
 Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey 
'cause when you're flirtin' Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin'!!!! 
I'm living! I'm gagging! 
You're screening! I'm reading!