On friday the 13th, death opened a boutique on the champs elysees selling fear and dismay open seven days a week it was de rieugur and chic for the wicked and the weak death opened a boutique people came from far and near to buy poison and tears the decor was delectable the service impeccable it was expensive - what isn't? it sold black plague and socialism there was no reason to exist if you weren't on the mailing list