I've got a little secret I hope you'll understand me Just a little secret I'll be as quick as I can be I feel like I've been talking to a wall And no-one's there to comfort me at all When I've found out You signed the line That's for me to reconcile I wish I could be pretty like my friends They all got perfect faces I wish I could be pretty like my friends All in silk and laces I spoke to Mr Clement He said,