Master Ringo

Zappa Frank

Dear PFIQ, 
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters. 
I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all. 
I finally got rid of the smell 
Of the deep scrotum piercings 
(mumble) 
By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring. 
Now, air can get through. 
(laughs) 

(FZ: Can you stand like that? 
Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . . 
FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get through") 

Now, air can get through. 
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able. 
I have them all 
And go over them many times. 
You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe? 
Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next. 

P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings? 
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful. 
(OOHH!) 
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell! 
But I didn't want the artist to stop. 

Master Ringo 
1970-WIM