Famous Groupies

McCartney Paul

All stand back, let the people see 
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me 

Behold the famous groupies 
They are alike as two peas 
And where the other goes, the other goes 
But though the famous groupies 
Are only paid in rupies 
Nobody knows what the famous groupies know 
And nobody goes where the famous groupies go 

There was a bango player 
Who kept an extra layer 
Of dunlopillo mattress in his van 
But when the famous groupies 
Arrived with their twin snoopies 
Nobody saw which way the poor boy ran 
Nobody does it like a famous groupie can 

All stand back, let the people see 
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me 

There was a lead guitarist 
Who lived in Epping forest 
And all he ever wanted was to blow 
When the girls were with him 
He never lost his rhythm 
And nobody knows what the famous groupies know 
Nobody goes where the famous groupies go 

There was a classic story 
Of a roadic nicknamed Rory 
Who used to practice voodoo on the side 
When the famous twosome 
Suggested something gruesome 
All that they found was a crater two miles wide 
Which left the music business absolutely horrified 

Ladies and gentlemen, those magnificent examples of 
Female pulchritude and luminosity, direct from their 
Global perambulations to the very boards of this 
Supremely magnificent proscenium arch - ladies and 
Gentlemen