Nodding Donkey Blues

Iron Maiden

Settle down 
She's got legs... like an airship, 
She's got an ass.... like 
She's got tits... just like hot air balloons... and I mean the Hindenburg! 
She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon 
Yeah you know what I mean 

She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it 

You disappear inside, you're never seen again... lost forever! 
She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon 
Alright, here we go... 
Should be some kind of guitar solo here... 

Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall 
I don't think she was available, she was made of concrete 

I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall 
In fact she was nailed to it 
I gotta admit, babe... lets get down to it baby 

She had a brain like a sheep-dip, She got like a shepherd
She was a big girl, she was big. 
I mean she was big, she was fucking huge! Enormous! 
Needed a sign overhead 
Never even had landing permission! 

One more! 
 
Oh we sailed across the ocean you and me 
I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale 
Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall