Mardy Bum

Arctic Monkeys

Well now then Mardy Bum
I've see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off

And out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
I thought as much

'Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bear

Well can't we laugh and joke around?
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

And yeah I'm sorry I was late
But I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state

And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away
Aw but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on