Somebody calls me on the phone Say hey-hey-hey is Arty home You wanna take a walk You wanna go cop You wanna go get some Chinese rock I'm livin' on a Chinese rock All my best things are in hock I'm livin' on a Chinese rock Everything is in the pawn shop The plaster fallin' off the wall My girlfriend cryin' in the shower stall It's hot as a bitch I should've been rich But I'm just diggin' a Chinese ditch