Doctor Good Doctor

Clark Guy

I was feelin' depressed I was feelin real low down 
I felt so bad I could not get my butt up off the grounds 
I was mopin' around the house I was bumpin' into walls 
I was cryin' at the Andy Griffith show and I was snappin' and the dog 
I was startin' to fear for my sanity 
I could not find my ego with both hands 

So I decided professional help was the only hope for me 
So I called up this number which I'd gotten of T.V. 
They said "Are you havin' marital problems Are you emotionally impaired 
Are you sure you're bein' followed or Are you just scared of bein' scared? 
Well if so you better come on in have a little talk with the doc" 

So I did 

I said doctor good doctor I got trouble on my mind 
Listen to me doc I don't have too much time 
I got a feelin' down inside me and it will not go away 
You know it hangs on and bangs on my soul every day 
Doctor good doctor I'm grabbin' at loose ends 
And I haven't felt like I used to since I don't know when 
Yesterday go past me today is all the same 
And tomorrow really scares me I just can't play the game 

He said quit whinin' 
He said straighten up and fly right 
He said life is not a piece of cake 
He wanted to know if my insurance was paid up 
Well I'm O.K. You're O.K. if the check's O.K. 
Second best hundred dollars I ever spent