Unrequited To The Nth Degree (MASH harmonie)

Loudon Wainwright III

          H7                   C 
Oh when I die and it won't be long 
                     G                          D 
Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong 
                     H                        C 
Yea you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad 
                       G               D                 G 
Hey and if there's an afterlife I'll gloat and I'll be glad 
 
             H7                         C 
Might be a plane crash or some sort of OD 
                         G                       D 
Hey there's gonna be a photograph with my obituary 
                               H                             C 
You're gonna see it and you'll cry. You're gonna wanna wear black 
             G                       D                      G 
Hey I'll be dead but you can betcha life I'm gonna get you back 
 
              H7                     C 
I'm tired of being left up on your shelf 
                    G                    D 
I might not wait around, I might kill myself 
                    H                             C 
Not only would you miss me but you'd feel guilty too 
            G                   D                          G 
Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you 
 
     Bm 
Ha ha ha 
      C 
Ho ho ho 
             G 
Chuckle chuckle 
                     D 
Snicker snicker snicker 
    H 
Guffaw guffaw guffaw 
                C 
Yuck yuck yuck yuck 
      G 
Ha ha ha 
 
                    H7                         C 
So you better take warning Start treating me good 
                  G                        D 
Start doing the things that I think you should 
                    H                           C 
And you better not pout, No and you better not cry 
            G                   D                      G 
The grim reaper is a coming to town and I just might die