E7
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
shaves in the dark trying to save paper
H7
sleeps in a hole in the road
D7
saving up to buy some clothes
H7
keeps a ten bob note up his nose
E C
such a mean old man
H7 E C H7
such a mean old man.
His sister Pam works in a shop
she never stops she's a go better
takes him out to look at the queen
only place that he's ever been
always shouts out something obscene
such a dirty old man
dirty old man.