About thirty years ago I was petrified I needed to go toilet so i opened my bum up wide Later i picked up my wife and started stabbin' her with my knife But she wasn't much of a fight Oh! I was tired! oh i was tired. Next day i went to work and my boss said i was fired! Next job i got was at the reject shop Only got paid $3 a month it wasn't much oh well. That was 30 years ago. To be continued..