I Can Change

South Park

Some people say that i'm a bad guy.. 
They may be right, they may be right. 
But it's not as if I don't try.. 
I just fuck up, try as I might 

But I can change, I can change! 
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it! 
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.. 
Any minute now I will be born again! 

Yes I can change, I can change! 
I know i've been a dirty little bastard 
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane! 
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!! 

It's not my fault that i'm so evil.. 
It's society, society. 
You see my parents were sometimes abusive.. 
And it made, a prick of me. 

But I can change, I can change! 
I can learn to keep my promises I know it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

Satan: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole? 
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit 
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me! 

Here I am, just watch me change.. 
Here you go, i'm changing! 
Hey Satan!