Bad Date

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They said the day we got together 
We'd fall in love like birds of the feather
And that we'd have lots to share
All that happened was me screwing up
I accidently touched her bra-cup
Lighting my cigarette I accidently set fire to her hair
I guess what I said had a lot to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried to kiss her and I got bit.

I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid

We went out to eat I sneezed in her food
She punched me in the face and called me rude
I thought the evening was going great
I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress
I accidently grabbed her breast
Elbowed her in the face tryin' to clean up my own mess
I guess what I said had a lot to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried I kiss her and I got bit

I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID!!!