Happy Birthday

The Boys Next Door

It's a very happy day
 We are at lots of fun fun fun
 And it's ice-cream and jelly
 and a punch in the belly
 How much can you throw over the walls?

 And see how his face glows
 It's a bike! What a surprise.
 It's a big bike. What a big surprise.
 It's a red bike. What a red surprise.
 Oh, what a surprise.

 But the best thing there
 But the best thing there
 Was the wonderful dog chair
 Was the beautiful dog chair
 That could count right up to ten
 It could count right up to ten
 It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
 woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

 And it's another happy day.
 He was born eleven years ago
 And this year it's long trousers
 and a very smart tie.
 Just think in five years he'll be shaving.

 And see how his face glows
 It's a bike. What a surprise!
 It's a samurai sword.
 What a metal surprise.
 He'll remember this day for the rest of his life.

 But the best thing there
 But the best thing there
 Is that fabulous dog chair
 The immaculate dog chair
 That could count right up to eleven

 It could count right up to eleven
 It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
 woof, woof, woof.

 But the best thing there
 But the best thing there
 Was my darling the dog chair
 But the rampaging dog chair
 That could count right up to eleven
 It could count right up to eleven.

 And it went round and round the house.