Celebrate Your Mother

The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster

Celebrate your mother
You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping
with your sisters and your brother and your mother
But you're always late so today celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy
Uncle Charlie and the others

Cause you lost it bad
How you feeling now
You're sniffin' drinkin' poppin' pissin'
'Cause your think it's rock n' roll
I said you lost it bad
How you feeling now
When you celebrate today
Celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping
with your sisters and your brother and your mother
But you're always late so today celebrate

It's coming for your mother
Human soul consumin' roarin'
All the rabid mouths are foamin' for your mother
And like a birthday boy
You've got to do it well

Saw you once and I had to get up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I wanna live forever
No, a man never got lost down in the cellar

Saw you once and I had to get up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I wanna live forever
No, a man never got lost down... Come on!

I want to fuck your mother!
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it well
And please don't tell your father
'Cause I'll fuck him as well

I know that you are the best in the world
You say you're drinkin' poppin', pissin'
'Cause you think it's rock n' roll
I know that you are the best in the world
When you celebrate today
Celebrate it all