What's a sweatheart like you doin' in crummy dumps like those ? Why do you do the things you do ? sp-sp-sp spasm, baby ravin' comatose Why do you do the things you do ? You slam to a different hardcore stoned to the bone Why do you do the things you do ? It makes me miss the ol' bee gees, sly & the family stone Why do you do the things you do ? Come on everybody Shake your booty on the dance floor all night long dance to the german disco !