Glitter Puke

The Key of Awesome

KE$HA:
Wake up in the morning looking greener than $hrek
$leeping in a tub can really me$$ up your neck
Before I leave, I $top and vomit up tequila and glitter
It $eem$ I'm $pending every morning with my head in the 
$hitter

Got vomit up in my hair (hair)
But I'm way too $ick to care (care)
Now I'm falling down the $tairs
I-I-I pull my$elf off the floor (floor)
And I'm almo$t out the door (door)
But my family'$ waiting for me

Oh crap, not again it'$ an inervention
It'$ cool, I'm fine, I can $top it any time

DAD:
That'$ a lie, you won't try
Now you've made your mother cry
Look!

MOM:
(Crying) Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

KE$HA:
I'm out of here, thi$ is queer
I'll ju$t drink a couple beer$

MOM:
Don't leave, we love you
even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW:
Thi$ pattern needs to end

KE$HA:
I think I have to puke again
Oh, oh, oh,uggh (*barf*)

$o I decide to $tay, but my head I$ $till reeling
Then they go down the line talkin' 'bout their feeling$

BROTHER:
It make$ me $ad when I $ee you bru$h your teeth with 
jack
also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

DAD:
$top $howing off your but (but)
You're making young girls act like $lut$ ($lut$)
And you're $tarting to get a beer gut, beer gut

DR. DREW:
Thi$ behavior I$ a dead end
And P-Diddy I$ not your friend
You'll end up like Lind$ay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan

KE$HA:
Thi$ I$ wack I feel trapped

DR. DREW:
We want the old Ke$ha back

KE$HA:
$crew you Dr. Drew and your $tupid camera crew

MOM:
Hey you don't have to $hout
We're ju$t trying to help you out

MOM, DAD, BROTHER:
(Crying) Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

KE$HA:
Ok, it'$ time you know
Thi$ I$ just a video
I don't drink or pee in $ink$
It'$ what I want my fan$ to think
It'$ all an act, and in fact
It'$ even in my contract

MOM, DAD, BROTHER:
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, we didn't know
Oh

KE$HA:
Ha ha ha ha
Oh... god...