The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Sane Justin

You can..."Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car 
Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark 
Deliver a baby in a taxi cab 
Survive a poisonous snake attack 
Jump from a moving car, break down a door 
Escape from killer bees..." and so much more 

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook 
The indispensable indestructible guide 
For surviving lives sudden turns of the...WORST!" 

"Caution: Book will explode if scanned" 
Luckily, i bet the next edition will tell 
How to survive when a book explodes 

You can..."Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open 
Identify a bomb, take a punch! 
Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight 
Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite 
Leap from a motorcycle to a car 
Wrestle free from an alligator." 

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook 
The indispensable indestructible guide 
For surviving lives sudden turns of the...WORST!"