In the Club Tonight

The Axis of Awesome

Hey everybody, everybody in the club tonight I’m gonna talk a little bit in an exotic accent everybody, Can’t really tell where it’s from everybody, For the dance music y’all. Here’s the black guy (Bling Bling).

Paid thirty dollars to get into this place
Can’t even see your hand in front of your face
Shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of sweaty guys
Push on through them when we catch her eye
You say I like you (What?)
You say I want you (What?)
But she can’t hear you (What?)
So she ignores you (What?)

And the the bass drops out because the chorus is near
We don’t need no rhymes and we don’t write no words
So we say Yo, Yo
And you say Yo, Yo

And then the build up starts to the same bit from before
But with the bass back in so you can dance some more
And it gets higher and louder, higher and louder, higher and louder
Till the chorus comes in….

But this bit always tricks you

Yo, Yo
Yo, Yo

See it’s easy to remember and it’s easy to learn
That’s why people call it catchy when they mean that it’s terrible

The chorus has no words we only singing Yo
It’s not even English sing along here we go

So we sing Yo, Yo
And you sing Yo, Yo

Took half an hour just to get to the bar
That fifty dollars didn’t go very far
Some drunken douche-bag knocks your drink to the ground
You spent an hour trying to buy this round
Your roommate texts you he’s not here anymore
He needs the place tonight he’s gone home to score
Trapped in this sauna and there’s smoke in your eyes
Try to convince yourself that you’ve had a good time

So you sing Yo, Yo
And we sing Yo, Yo

We sing it over, over, over, over, over, over,
over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over.

and now they’re playing Dubstep

Everybody in club come on and let me hear you say Whoa (Whoa)
All the ladies in club whose feet really hurt say Oww (Oww)
If you’re sitting in the corner cos you drank too much say Blurgh (Blurgh)
If you snuck into the club cos you’re 17 say nothing
You know the word

Yo, Yo
Yeah dancing
Yo, Yo
Wow it’s nearly midnight
Yo, Yo

All right that’s it the clubs closed.

You can’t stay here.