Man In A White Car

The Buggles

I see a man in a white car
Move like a ghost on the skyline
Take all your dreams
And you throw them away
Man in a white car.

I see a woman in a black bra
Searching for cheese in a pie shop
Take all your screams
And you show them everyday
Woman in a black bra.

The man in the white car
Slides along like a warm Spongmonkey
Slurps up all the creams
And to prove he's not gay
The Man shags the woman in a black bra

I knew a woman from Amsterdam
She was a very stupid Dutch Bitch
She had lobsters up the arse
She was a Dutch Bitch
It's all so fannytastic.

I like to sing rude songs
About your rancid Anal Pongs
Your arse sings all day
About people who are gay
So rude and crude

La-la-la Labia
Flapping in the wind
Singing filthy words all day
This made up song
Really should be binned

Wanking and spanking
with a furry hat
Looking at photos of
A big fluffy cat
What a load of bollocks!