Drawing Board

Ezra George

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I’ll fill your pillow case up with snakes, the man eating kind, 
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Oh, you call yourself a woman, but I doubt it they would mind. 
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Oh my,oh. Oh, oh oh my.
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There’s just one problem with my plan, you spend your nights with another man 
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No, you don’t rest your head with mine no more
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I’ve gotta take my plot back to the drawing board 
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Oh my, oh. Oh, oh my. Oh, my, my

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Oh lately, I’m a heart ache, I’m a desperate plan in hands, 
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Oh, I’m a blue-print in the sand, Oh my

You mentioned taking a holiday and I recalled you couldn’t swim
So I booked us scuba diving off the North coast of Belgium. 
Oh my,oh. Oh, oh oh my.
And I drew an image in my head, of you sinking just like led 
But I never found you washed up on the shore, 
I’ve gotta take my plot back to the drawing board
Oh my, oh. Oh, oh my. Oh, my, my

Oh lately, I’m a heart ache, I’m a desperate plan in hands, 
Oh, I’m a blue-print in the sand, Oh my

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Oh, I’m the one you seldom came to see
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Oh, I was hidden,
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Oh, I’ve been busy working on my scheme, 
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Oh, to teach you how to hu---uuu-uurt

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You said you needed a haircut, I recommended Mr Todd
Of all the men in this big bad world, he’s perfect for the job 
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Oh my, oh, Oh, oh, my, Oh, my, my. 

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Oh lately, I’m a heart ache, I’m a desperate plan in hands, 
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Oh, I’m a blue-print in the sand, Oh my
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Oh lately, I’m a heart ache, and I haven’t seen you since
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So now I’m praying that your mince, oh my.