St.thomas

The Supervillains

I want to go home to St. Thomas 
You better leave your woman at home in St. Thomas 
Because she's not your girlfriend, just your turn 
Better settle down because you might get burned 
There's a whole lot left to learn about St. Thomas 

Well the first thing that you notice about St. Thomas 
Is that the island is so full of alcoholics 
And if you're looking white, then you ain't right 
It'll take you all night to reach Havensight 
On the wrong side of the road in St. Thomas 

There's lots of fun diseases in St. Thomas 
Pick and choose your STD's in St. Thomas 
Got a crotch-rot-twat with a side of fleas 
And a double douche burger with vaginal cheese 
So get your girlfriend off of her knees in St. Thomas 

K-mart sucks my ass in St. Thomas 
So we went to the gas and grass in St. Thomas 
You can get a dime bag or 2 or 3 
And have enough weed for you and her and me 
Lets all go get irie in St. Thomas 

Our saxophone player bought some fake weed in St. Thomas 
So we traded it for mushroom tea down in St. Thomas 
And now I'm on a hunt for that muddascunt 
Who sold him that fake blunt 
I'm out of money, so please front me some ganja 

There's a rastaman watching from the forest up in St. Thomas 
To keep his crop from all of the tourists down in St. Thomas 
But is he gardening? 
No, in his garden grows 
Enough weed for a brontosaurus 
Till I found the clitoris in St. Thomas