High On Drugs (Angry Samoans)

Gotta get up before it's too late-- I can't get up, and now it's too late! I've got a degree, I can't get a job; I'm fallin' asleep, I'm a lazy slob... I'm high on drugs! I'm so high on drugs! Everybody knows what the problem is... Everybody knows... 'Coz I'm messed up on... Everybody knows, what's my name? I'm just a loser in this big life game! I can't stand up, I can't sit down... I can't do nothin', I can't get around! I'm high on drugs! I'm so high on drugs! I play lead guitar in a metal band I wear spandex pants I'm a real cave man My amplifier is bigger than you And a single digit defines my IQ I'm high on drugs! I'm so high on drugs! Everybody knows what the problem is... Everybody knowss... 'Coz I'm messed up on... High on... I'm high on...