Most Interesting (Skit) (Benton Jarren)

He wears a snake skin underwear, which women refer to as "The Python Pouch." He once slayed a vampire with a chorus. Chuck Norris has a book of facts on him. He is the only man qualified for "The Awesome Award." He once outran a cheetah. He can stop a bullet in midair, just by looking at it. He once killed himself, for creeping up on himself. When he goes out in public, he wheres a cape. At age 5, he put his mom on time out, for not buying him fruit roll-ups, ahh, delicious fruit roll-ups! Nectar of the gods! It's a paper tape, delicious, fruity experience. So what I say, "Mom, stop being a bitch! And let your kid engulge in his fruit roll-ups!" He is, the most interesting man in the cater!