You Made Me Gay (Gravy Train)

I got somethin' to say! (what?) I'm kinda gay! (yeah?) I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!) So listen up ladies I like guyz and hate babies If you get me real drunk I'll go for the junk in the trunk You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME! You open up your lips and try to seal my doom So I make a beeline straight to the menz room I thought you were cute I thought your ass was fine But then I took down your pants And I said 'NEVER MIND!!!!' Don't even try to play me bitch Don't even try to front You think that you want dong But I know you want wet cunt And there you go Bein' all sick Are you stupid, girl? Of COURSE I want the dick!!!! Stop lyin', ho! You know that you want it! NO I DON'T!!!! Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!! You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!! Are you gay? HAAAAY, you made me GAY. I thought you liked it that way! Naw, bitch, I'm gay! I thought you liked it that way!!!! No, ho, I'm fucking gay!!!! You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl You ain't gay HAAAAY, you made me GAY. STOP! jockin' me girl Why can't you see? There's a million guys That are dyin' to screw me I see how it is Hunx I don't give you a bona When I'm through with your ass It will be in a coma You have the ass You have the titty But there's somethin' in my pants That makes me wanna go to the shitty city But menz ain't got no pussy They ain't got no vagina I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz Drop outta mankind-a!!!! You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear And I like honey cuz I'm a little bear Well I only pursued you cuz I heard that you had girth But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth Go gay, girl, it's so much better I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar Your cock ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off There's so many girls and there's so many guys It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs You're missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax And Kenny G type blowjobz cuz I play a mean skin sax For today go ahead and do me that way But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!! Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies Cuz I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies.