Dear Emily (Williams Keller)

I can't drink without getting a headache I can't dream without going to sleep I can't smoke without a bunch of coughin' I can't sow without the reap I can't deal without a shuffle I can't play without a pick I can't write without inspiration Like a lump of wax without a wick I can't drive without loud music I can't dance without a beat I can't ask why without a forehead wrinkle I cannot wake up without taking a leak I can't be active without my breakfast I cannot live without guitar I cannot sleep with my clothes on Can't make a living without the bars Oh those wonderful bars God bless the bars But I can love and I can laugh I can always pass drama Always fail math I can go three days without a bath But I'll never be whole without my better half I can go a whole week without a bath But I can't be whole without my better half My better half (11x)