Push Button Warfare (Bones Brigade)

Stuck inside all night and day Glued to the tube, you can't turn away Pushing those buttons always do your tricks Couch slouch knucklehead it's how you get your kicks Man look at you it's all you can do Days you can't skate you join the nintendo crew Or play tony hawk and get a high score Life without video games has become such a bore Pushbutton warfare is driving me insane I'm going to war with my video games If you don't see me again, you'll know why I'll be playing these things until I die Gotta play all day or I'll surely die Sore thumbs sweaty palms and a nervous twitch in my eye No hope for the future, this tradition wrecked it I dunno for sure man I think I'm epileptic Fake sick again stay home from school Six hours straight this fuckin' rules Gotta save the princess, beat the boss My homeworks filled with secret codes my brain is tossed Mario link metriod and the kong 8-bit frenzy on my mind all day long Mega man mappy land battle toads and contra too I'll play forever nintendo power by my side Bonus levels passwords and unlimited lives Gave up on life at age 19 Spend the rest of my days in front of the TV screen