Early Retirement (Handguns)

The alarm is going off again And I can't find the strength within To get myself to get up out of bed And I can't find my keys And I'm sick of feeling like this Every single morning Five more minutes in bed With the covers over my head Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it I'm calling this early retirement yeah It's not that I'm afraid of work I think that I'm above it It's just like johnny paycheck said "Take this job and shove it" I'd rather be anywhere but here Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it I'm calling this early retirement yeah I'd rather be anywhere else I'd rather be anywhere but here Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it I'm calling this early retirement yeah