Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink (Zappa Frank)

Hi and howdy doody I'm the union man You can call me Rudy Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh? You know I'm pleased to meet ya Been tryin' all day to reach ya The union's here to help everyone of you Rock 'n Roll stars Rock 'n Roll stars You always know we care so much About the way they treat ya They say they got a lot of reasons every day . . . Just to get A chance to meet ya To check and see No wrong been done That's one good reason I carry a gun I hope the bulge Don't bum you out Wanna get a good look? Let me pull it right out! Let me pull it right out! Let me pull it right out! Let me whip it right out! Rudy! Hi and howdy doody I'm the union man You can call me Rudy Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? You know I'm pleased to meet ya Been tryin all day to reach ya The union's here to help everyone of you Rock 'n Roll stars Ha ha ha ha! Welcome to Chicago Welcome to L.A. Welcome to our local here You'll always hear me say The work is here; It's a couple a bucks I'm sure you're glad to pay Whip it out, here is your receipt Now I'll go away Now I'll go away Now I'll go away Now I'll go away Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah Away-ay-ay-eh-eh-yeah Poo-aah . . .