Status Back Baby (Zappa Frank)

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo [etc.] AH-AH WA WA WA WA WA WA WAH! I'm losin' status at the high school I used to think that it was my school . . . BOW WOW WOW WOW! I was the king of every school activity But that's no more . . . oh mama! What will come of me? The other night we painted posters They played some records by the Coasters BOW WOW WOW WOW! A bunch of pom-pom girls looked down their nose at me. They had painted tons of posters; I had painted three. I hear the secret whispers everywhere I go My school spirit is at an all-time low . . . BLA-A-A-A! I'm losing status at the high school I used to think that it was my school . . . BOW WOW WOW WOW! Everyone in town knows I'm a hand-some football star I sing & dance & spray my hair & drive a shiny car I'm friendly & I'm charming . . . I belong to De Molay I'm gonna try like mad to get my status back today! Status back baby Status back baby Status back baby Status back baby