The London Cab Tape (Zappa Frank)

[Howard:] This fucking guy is flipped out, man! I'll be locked up! [?:] Who, me . . . ? Yeah, you too! [?:] It was anti-semitic of me to bring it up [?:] Why, you don't like Jews, man? [?:] Let me make it perfectly clear, [?] I don't mind that you are Jew, stay out . . . Take your Bar Mitzvah man, and shove it [?:] I never had a Bar Mitzvah [?:] You ever had a Yamulka, man? [?:] No, I wore one once, though . . . [?:] I knew it [?:] What's wrong? You don't like 'em, man? That was [?] my cowboy hat . . . [?:] [?] Just keep it out of my way, man, I don't wanna see that Yamulka on stage ever . . . [?:] Uh . . . well, I don't know, man, that'd be sorta neat, not in this group of course, but tomorrow [?:] Alright, alright . . . [?:] Howard Kaylan World! [?:] The Yamulka [FZ:] Ha ha ha! [?:] Dear Frank, thanks for paying a hundred twenty three dollars for my meal in Amsterdam, which I hated! [?:] I mean it, man [?:] I really enjoy playing in your little own ensemble [?:] For a day or so [?:] Thanks for bringing a little slice of sunshine into my life [?:] Thanks for showing me how sh . . . shitty the music business could really be, I thought I knew [?:] Thanks for make [?] worst bass player in the world [?:] After six months with the Mothers I figured I've lost everything I've ever had