BFFF (Bowling For Soup)

You are my best friend in the world. And I hope that you know, when we hangout together, it's freakin' awesome. Playing poker Friday night, Beer-o-mids and golf cart races You think that my sister's hot I accidentally shot your finger off your writing hand oh well, you get disability. I broke my leg you laughed so hard and told my ambulance to stop at the bar. You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say that I really and truly feel this way not that there's anything wrong with being gay And sometimes we punch each other in the face like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. You fart and burp in the same key, and I think your iPod sucks. You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing. I've seen your penis you've seen mine I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back You ran defence when I shit my pants you felt my girls' brand new boobs you asked to suck them she refused so while you slept I shaved your head you woke up and told me that I... You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say that I really and truly feel this way not that there's anything wrong with being gay And sometimes we punch each other in the face like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude) I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say that I really and truly feel this way not that there's anything wrong with being gay And sometimes we punch each other in the face like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.