Valentino (Bowling For Soup)

A She got a valentine from Gary D E I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine." A I gave her flowers and some candy D E She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat." (now) A D I just want a new girlfriend A D I just want someone to make me laugh A D I just want a new girlfriend A D I just want someone to laugh at me B B not to smart, not to tall D A likes to watch TV and play basketball A I baught a car and let her drive it D E She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red." A I gave her all my notes from algebra D E She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid." B C# D E B C# D E A D E I won't ever make her wash my car, NO! D E I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there. A - D Oh,oh,oh,oh!