HELLO MUDDAH, HELLO FADDUH (neznámý)

HELLO MUDDAH, HELLO FADDUH G D7 G Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh, here I am at Camp Gra-nada B7 Em A7 D7 Camp is very enter-taining, and they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining. G D7 G I went hiking with Joe Spivey, he developed poison ivy. B7 C G D7 G You re-member Leonard Skinner? He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. G D7 G All the counselors hate the waiters, and the lake has alli-gators B7 Em A7 D7 And the head coach wants no sissies, so he reads to us from something called “Ul-lyses.” G D7 G Now I don’t want this should scare ya, but my bunkmate has ma-laria. B7 C G D7 G You re-member Jeffrey Hardy? They’re a-bout to organ-ize a searching party. BRIDGE: Em Am6 Em Am6 Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh, take me home, I hate Granada. G C G Am9 B7 C7 B7 C7 B7 Don’t leave me out in the forest where I might get eat - en by a bear. Em Am6 Em Am6 G C G Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with oth - er boys Am9 B7 C7 B7 C7 B7 D7 Oh please don’t make me stay, I’ve been here one whole day. 4 G D7 G Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah, how’s my precious little bruddah? B7 Em A7 D7 Let me come home if you miss me-I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. G D7 G Wait a minute-it stopped raining. Guys are swimming, guys are sailing. B7 C G D7 G Playing baseball-gee, dat’s bettah! Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this lettah!