Charge It! (Curry Tim)

Well, you can Telex my accountant Call up Tele-Credit, too I know they send a monthly statement But I've never read it through You say you won't accept my Visa Or American Express The computer is suspicious 'Cause I've got no fixed address Lady, that's a valid document Check out the way I'm dressed! You know the way I'm feelin' now, I'd take a lie-detector test! Paradise lost for capital gain Traded for a ticket on the gravy train I can amortize the cost, With a minimum of pain But I need it for a write off, Can't take another night off You know I never carry change.... I just charge it Where do I sign? Charge it Show me the dotted line Charge it I don't have the time to waste Charge it Oh, don't mess around Charge it I got to get downtown 'Cause I promised to deliver To live up to the letter of the Lord, I'm in a state of grace Yeah, Baby, Yeah Oh! Oh! Well, I've enjoyed us doing business But I really must confess This pompous attitute just isn't calculated to impress There's a driver in my car outside Who's easily distressed Lady, when he's through with you He's gonna leave your face a mess! Paradise lost for capital gain Traded for a ticket on the gravy train I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain But I need it for a write off Can't take another night off You know I never carry change I just Charge it Where do I sign? Charge it Show me the dotted line Charge it I don't have the time to waste Charge it Oh, don't mess around Charge it I got to get downtown 'Cause I promised to deliver To live up to the letter of the Lord, I'm in a state of grace There goes that feelin', Babe Equal opportunity there! Charge it Where do I sign? Charge it Show me the dotted line Charge it I don't have the time to waste Oh, don't mess around, Babe Don't mess around, Babe Charge it Where do I sign? Charge it Show me the dotted line I don't have the time to Charge it What is that? A blue one? I don't have a blue one! A red one? I don't have a red one! Oh, just that gold one I don't know, do they come in platinum? Oh ! Where do I sign? I don't know... Maybe I can just make my mark... I don't know, do you read??? Are you literate, Babe??? Are you numerate, Babe??? Do you get laid, Babe??? I don't carry green, it's just... It makes such a bulge in the pocket You like the suit? There's...there's something in the piping in the back I wanted to have changed, But my spanish tailor didn't fly in last week You know him? He's called Manuel But he always makes the pocket so that if you put money in it, It looks so ugly Oh, cash, Babe ...Cash Oh, fine! Send for the manager! You can't be the manager! Are you kidding? There's a serious problem in personel!