They Sent Me To Hell C.o.d. (Fang)

When I was young I did questionable things My parents and teachers Thaught me quite insane My priest kneeled me down And asked me to repent I said fucker get back I ain't even half bent They junkyards my playground I laugh as fools go to church My parents threw me out cause I was the Devils work They singled me out like they once did to Christ I said if religions so great Why does it come with a price They sent me to hell C.O.D. They sent me to hell cash on delivery They Sent me to hell C.O.D. Into the devils arms he was waiting for me Now I'm an adult it's a new different game You'll die fast without power or fame I go in a bar, all the heads turn to look The regular boys say I came out of a book The jocks and the rednecks They just don't understand Why I won't pay the price To be in the promised land The mothers they don't want Their children near me So they'll never copy the behavior they see Now I'm down there looking up Kathys skirt Trying to grab some nookie But my fingers get burnt I run in circles looking for a way out The devil laughs and turns me into a trout I look in the mirror and to my surprise On Tom's forehead is stamped My utlimate demise They got me wrapped up In yesterdays news I looked down and read how I killed all the jews