Cartoon Boyfriend (The Wonder Stuff)

"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said Confused you will be He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again Annoyed she will be Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out "There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said "Abused you will be" "If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead" She said "Oh joking you must be" There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met And now there's just pieces of coal There was a thought in his head the first time she said And now there's just a gaping hole (They call him the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayons And stuff but, that's not enough, Crayola Kid.)