Dirty Laundry (You, Me, and Everyone We Know)

All alone again (2x) I speak as if I'd last one minute With eyes not fixed upon this screen Stalking the girls I could never f**k I mean they're sluts but it seems I lack that luck And I'm not the man to wash my hands All alone or acting like we've hit it off Cause either way I'm just jerkin someone off At 2 am, dicks out and pissin' Till you leave town wishing (No!) I won't be satisfied Things are gonna be different now you see And add to all this dirty laundry you left me Its' getting air and with heavy rotation You'd better have a damn good explanation You act as though you have lived a lie Because you're tans been overcooked But I've been burned and burned AND BURNED AND BURNED! And now every single day, I look more like my father I've only got so many layers And it's only getting hotter 2 am, dicks out and pissin' Till you leave town wishing (No!) I won't be satisfied I didn't mean to be so forward There are some things you should know: He loves you like a truck stop screw When you're alone he adores me You'd best get it straight, say it. When you're all dressed you just bore me (2x) [Chorus x2]